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21.02.07 - More from Meniscus and new rebuild photos. |
A guide to Menisc-ese Being
a monkey, Meniscus has his own way of talking. Sometimes it seems like
he's being a bit grumpy and even downright insulting. I can
assure you that he means it all! Anyway, just so you know what he's on
about - here's a glossary of regular insults used by Meniscus...
'TP' - 'Toss Pot' - Driver of the 305
car!
'Simmo @ Brum' - Somebody not going very
quick!
'Gary-Wrenched' - Taken out by someone out of
control!
1. Measure twice, cut once!!!'Scrot' - Short for scrotum (Latin for scrutineer!!! Honest!) MENISCUS'S TOP TIPS: |
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Hello again - Meniscus calling...When I'm calling yoo-ooo-ooo...Ready For Skeg? - I think
NOT!!...
 ...I set my
hibernation alarm a couple of weeks early after the NEC, 'Well the weather's
warm it could be spring' - TP didn't look as though he had a chance of making it
for the first Skeg meeting on the 4th of March. I have assessed the current
situation and I think I should just go back to bed until May. The lazy sod still
hasn't got a chance of making it without me putting my foot up his backside for
the next couple of weeks - my foot won't make him work any faster, but my head
can sweep up as he potters about.
He said to me the
other day 'Can I ask a question?' - well you didn't give me much chance there
did ya TP! 'What do you think for the chassis Red or Black?' I said 'Red' so he
painted it matt black, bllaacckk, bblllaaaaccckkkkk, everything has gone black -
'very colourful?' He did say 'The colour is a secret - don't tell anyone' I know
what a secret is you arse - but that doesn't mean I have to keep it - does it?
At least he is
working on the car now - I noticed he has stripped all the front end off it, the
axle is out and all the panels are off and the chassis is painted - he will
never know where everything goes, if he ever starts putting it back
together. 'One would assume that the trailer is finished, now he is working
on the car, wouldn't one?' (One - how posh is that?) 'Finished' - apart from the
bar to stop the wheels falling off and the last 2 or 3 lights and the tray to
carry the spares, and the jerry can carrier, etc., etc. - lazy, good for
nothing, waste of space...
Oh and the
modification to the wing carrier as he managed to catch the wing (My Wing) with
the front bumper hoop when he was unloading the car - what a
numpty!
...What has he been
doing while I have been asleep - a wardrobe for Rosey, a gravel drive - he has
finished the character path at the side of the garage (Whats a character path, I
hear you ask? - its a wobbly one!) all the things that a racing driver (Huh? Where??) needs
to do before the first meeting - just to keep the peace with the Misses (What is
he a Monkey or a Mouse? - A Tosser that's what!)
'GET ON WITH THE CAR
and don't stop until its finished' - even 'Mr Gooogglyyy Doouuggly Eyes' is
going to be ready before you and he has Greavsie helping
him!
I have included some
secret photo's - I had to take them first thing in the morning before he got up
- so they are a bit dark
He is panicking now
- he stood there the other day pointing at his wrist asking 'what time is it?' -
I know where my watch is pal - where's yours? I don't point at my crotch and say
'where's the toilet?' (Anyway normally I do it in the fuel tank - especially if
he has made me drink Milk of Magnesia - who's going to have the last laugh there
then? Scrots (see Menisc-ese column on the left!) - jam jars at the ready).
Anyway if he doesn't
get the car finished - I may be looking for a new ride for the first Skeg so if
anybody is going down from up here send me an email - you bring the wing - I'll
bring the cable ties.
Not long now I'm
getting the shakes - COME ON!!!
M
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